ABIGAIL: One of the 'letter readers' in The Dear Edwina Show.

ANN VAN BUREN: The Kalamazoo Advice-A-Palooza talent scout.

ANNIE: Edwina's friend and the Girl Scout of Paw Paw.

APHRODITE: One of the 'letter readers' in The Dear Edwina Show.

BECKY: Edwina's enthusiastic friend and the top of the cheerleading pyramid for the Paw Paw Wildcats.

BILLY VANDERPLOONK: One of the Vanderploonk triplets and a neighborhood friend of Edwina.

BOBBY: Edwina's new next-door neighbor.

CARRIE: One of the 'letter readers' in The Dear Edwina Show.

CHEERLEADERS: Energetic squad for the Paw Paw Wildcats.

CHEF LUDMILLA: Part of a team to instruct the rest of the company on how to set a table in "Fork, Knife, Spoon."

CORDELL VANDERPLOONK: One of the Vanderploonk triplets and a neighborhood friend of Edwina.

EDWINA SPOONAPPLE: The creator, director and choreographer of The Dear Edwina Show and is the main-staple of the play.

FAIRY FORKMOTHER: Part of a team to instruct the rest of the company on how to set a table in "Fork, Knife, Spoon."

FARMER JERRY, GIRLS, PIGS: Mary Sue Betty Bob's backup for "Put it in the Piggy."

FRANK: A rude, self-centered, bratty, offensive, disrespectful, socially inept child and the subject of Vladimir's song, Frankenguest.

HARRY: Lola's cousin and the reason she flies from Lima, Peru, to Honolulu.

JOE/JO SPOONAPPLE: Edwina's older brother/sister. Percussionist of The Dear Edwina Show.

JOHNNY & QUEEN OF BOOLA BOOLA

KATIE SPOONAPPLE: Edwina's little sister and a math wiz.

KELLI: Edwina's neighbor and Paw Paw, Michigan's resident ballerina.

LARS VANDERPLOONK: One of the Vanderploonk triplets and a neighborhood friend of Edwina.

LOLA: New to America, Lola expresses her shyness in the song, "Hola, Lola"

MARY SUE BETTY BOB: Mary Sue Betty Bob's backup for "Put it in the Piggy."

MYRA/MYRON SPOONAPPLE: Edwina's little sister/brother and musical director of The Dear Edwina Show (played by the Musical Director).

PERIWINKLE: One of the 'letter readers' in The Dear Edwina Show.

SCOTT: A neighbor boy who is helplessly in love with Edwina.

SONOMA: Part of a team to instruct the rest of the company on how to set a table in "Fork, Knife, Spoon."

SUSIE & THE NAPKINS: Susie and The Napkins are a local band who have just come from a Battle of the Bands concert at the Paw Paw Community Center to sing "Say No Thank You."

VLADIMIR: Edwina's scary uncle from afar.

WILLIAM: Part of a team to instruct the rest of the company on how to set a table in "Fork, Knife, Spoon."

ZIGGY: One of the 'letter readers' in The Dear Edwina Show.